This is Barry the Seagull. During the summer months in the seaside resorts around the UK seagulls take over, in fact it’s understood that from 1st August this Barry here will become the member of parliament for the seaside town Continuum.
How has Barry risen to such a high office, what is the history of this bird, what further dizzy heights will he attain to, could he one day become Bird PM and build a nest in Westminster in the roof of 10 Downing Street.
The political career of Barry was almost in tatters when in 2013, he was accused of being involved in a conspiracy to steal goldfish from our goldfish pond, watch this report made by your Wright Chatter reporter transmitted over the Keek social video network.
But fortunately for Barry the truth was found out and he was exonerated and declared a free bird.
Although he appeared to be being rather naughty when he decided to attack the bubble wrap at a local bubble wrap factory a few days ago, although it appears this was a misunderstanding, as this was not in fact Barry but an impostor, or is this a cover up. Detective Gregory Haddock is believed to be looking into the case, and hopes to present the findings to his investigations soon.
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